Sorry Guys and girls I have been so busy I haven't updated my blog for ages, Went up the Motorway last Saturday in the new ride for Slims Birthday, Managed not to get caught for speeding which was cool and ended up having one hell of a messy night!! Created a new drink which will blow the doors off anyone. Read Below:

Half a mug of Sambuca + Half a mug of JD and top up with Absinth and Redbull

All I can say is Ouch!!!!!!!!!

Cheers Slim for a cool night and slipping us  through the fire escape at Bar192Bar was highly amusing. Hopefuly the boys can come down here to enjoy the sun and the ladies very soon.

Ok so the plans have now changed for Slims Birthday but to be honest it suits me better as Croydon is alot nearer for me to get to. Looks like all the crew are going to be in attendance and I am without a doubt this will be a truley messy affair! jeckal Juices and the the norm will be drunk and hopefuly a night to remember! Camera is 100% coming out with me for sure fr it's last outing until the new one arrives

Well was all ready to hit town it was 7pm and then found out my mates had decided not to come down but instead of telling me over the phone they left a voicemail which I didn't get till 7pm. Luckily enough some of my other mates were out so hooked up with them got very messy lost my switch card and ended up back home and god knows what time. Head was fine in the morning and hit a car boot sale and then the beach with the family and built the worlds greatest sand castle not!! ha ha.

Sorry no pictures as I forgot to take it out with me. The camera is on sale at Ebay now as I am looking to upgrade so if any takers out there have a look at the link below:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=7506746348&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT

Ok so it looks like Slim and T and now Stu are all heading down to sunny Bournemouth it's looking like a gonna be a heavy night and will be taking the camera out and try and get some good pics of everyone.

Just had my car checked and they want £265 for a set of new calipers and Pads??? So managed to get a set of pads for £17 and a set of calipers for £60 off the tinternet and am now feeling slightly less stressed. Just gotta find out how much the labour is going to be doh!

Went round my friends house to have a drinks session..and now I am worried!!! I had three Bacardi and Cokes and went home feeling tired?? What's that all about please don't say that I am finaly getting old! I thought my smoking jacket and slippers where years ahead. Maybe it's down to the fact that I had dinner before I went round their and broke my cardinal rule Eating is cheating..if your gonna drink do not on what ever cercumstances eat before you start drinking!!

Saturday looks to be a good night already planning some ideas on how to make the vist for Slim and T a bit special..Maybe a visit to Bar So to see Bournemouth finest (but most up their own arses) kind of gilrs. bar me is a cert though no bar ever can offer as much entertainment in bournemouth than this joint purley the fact of two newly insatalled pole dancing bars on the dancefloor which the girls like to play with when pissed and the up skirt shots are superb!! Dangerous would love it!! but they would have to lay sawdust on the floor to stop everyone slipping over on dangerous drool!!

Ok so Slim and King T have confirmed that they will making the trip from Croydon to Sunny old Bournemouth this Saturday. The plan at the moment is to Start at Edwards (just been refurbished) and sit outside and have a few pre warm up drinks in the Sunshine and then make our way to Bar Me whcih Slim and T took a liking to last time they were down...Might have something to do with the half a yard of cocktails they there or it could be the stairs with the glass perspex section which if you want can stand under and get an idea of what girls have come out with underwear on and what girls haven't it's pure class!!

Ok so Nothing really big happened on the Drinking side this weekend as I  was under house arest Friday and Saturday night as the missus was doing a bit or work so babysitting the nippers was in order...But it was not all bad got to watch Bond on Friday night and then watched cellular on DVD Saturday night which was a top film and would recommend to anyone who is sat at home bored one night.

Sunday was a wicked day picked up the bargin of the century a L reg Rover 220 GSI 3 door in Blue with haf Leather mint for a price of £400 Pictures to follow.I have already embarassed a few boys racers in their Escorts and today absolutley thrashed a Saxo VTS of the lights the most fun I have had in a car for ages.

Looks like Slim and King T are coming down on Saturday to Sunny Bournemouth so hopefuly the sun will be out and the night will be a blinder!

Ok feeling like a absolute beast this morning...Went out into Bournemoth last night started off with a bottle of Tudor Rose at a mates and then made my way Brasshouse Bar a supplier was down so the whole night was paid for which was cool the vodka and redbulls were flowing and so were the shots!! We moved on about 9pm to Sharky's which is a pool place..Never realised how hard it was to play pool when your tanked!!!after a couple hours there we walked down the road and ended up in FYEO (lapdancing club) and saw some of the most gorgeous arses and tits I have ever seen...Managed to keep my wallet in my pockect and jumped in a cab, Don't ask me what time I got in as I have no idea at all!! There would have been some pics but my camera battery died on me at the start of the night so sorry for no picture evidence. Until next time bye bye!!

Sorry for the late update everyone but it's taken me a few days to get over the HANGOVER that I managed to give myself. I will update with all the gory details hopefuly tonight with loads of pictures of the nights adventures.

Ok here's for the update!!

Spent most of the day Saturday the 26th helping my old dears move to their new place over in Bansted, El Dangerous picked me up and we went over to little Steve's pad for a BBQ...As my moto is Eating is Cheating I spent the hour necking quaddrouple Jack Daniels and coke until the bottle was drunk dry and then started on the Johny Walker black label. Dangerous speeded over to his shag pad (yea right) and we met up with Whitestick and started straight on a bottle of Tequlia gold label..a few pictures and half a bottle later we jumped in Croydon's finesest taxi service..A clapped out old renault and made our way over to Yates to meet Slim Shady and the real drinking started to take shape. After numerous double vodka and Redbull's we made our way over to Tiger Tiger Slim and Whitestick had their Gold cards so we jumped the line and rolled straight in fro free. I decided it would be a good idea to do a gass chamber at the bar to some amazment of the normal drinkers standing around me and then we headed up to the VIP bar. Slim then got out the switch card and we all drank copius amounts of Shots from all different flavours and tastes and then the crazyness started Andy's Lady (Workmate still not sure) kept up for a while but I think some of us were a little to hardcore for her to keep up drink for drink...But she did a great job and was a top girl..was nice to meet you. Me with my digital cammera thinking I was some kind of professional and snapping anythin that moved..Cheers girls for the lesbian action on the sofa that you treated me and whitstick to it made the night!! We staggered around the place until two and made our way over to bar one92 but by then it was too late and they bastards wouldn't let us in. I lost dangerous and matt and ended up staying over at little steves...munched my way through the BBQ food left over from earlyier.

woke about 10 and made my way over to dangerou's place only to be left stranded outside as they both turnt their mobiles off, Finaly someone came out the flats and i rolled straight in and banged on the door and got let in. Right here for the juciy bits..Dangerous had met up with nd old shag...well she is 40!! with fake tits ha ha!! Him and Matt rolled over to her house up for a tag team session on the girl as she is dirty as hell!! they sat down watched some adult material on a DVD Whitestick passed out and Dangerous and some other gut made her airtight all night and took her in every hole and apprently dangerous in his normal way comented that he had "turnt her arsehole into a bomb crater" by the morning!! The girl deserves a medal ha ha!!

Most memroble thing that brings a smile to face was that dave could not get out of bed due to the effect of the jelly Viagra he had taken 8 hours previously ha ha!! Great night good to catch up with all my buddies and look forward to the next round.

Going to Poole still to drink on the sea front and get wasted, But now I will be flying back to Bournemouth town centre to meet up with Simon and quite a few others from work for a leaving do so will deff take camera out tonight for some pics!! Watch this space for an update at some point next week

(I am in london this weekend so no access to my PC/Laptop)

Enjoy!1

I was not planning on going out but because of peer pressure at work I am now going out. The venue is Pool Quey right down on the sea Front never been drinking there before so looking forward to it. Might even take the camera for some pictures, Gonna take it easy though as the Saturday is still going ahead and the last man standing competition has been set...not sure If I stand any chance of winning that I have no clue about paceing myself and taking it easy!! It's all or nothing from Droidy.

Just incase anyone is interested I am still aching like a bitch and if my arms still feel like this on Saturday I might need a straw for all my drinks as I won't be able to raise a glass to my mouth ha ha!

Well yesterday I managed to get myself Entered into the Local Body Pump Class by my lovely lady and considering I am trying to get into shape I had no complaints. i knew it was going to be hard after not doing a class for nearly six months but nothing could have prepared me for the torture of an hour of pure pain.

Carrie told me when I went in to go easy on the weights which I totaly igonored loaded up the bar with 20kg and went for it. Well after 10 mins of Squats and 10mins of bicep curls and 10mins or benchpresses I was truley knackered, Then followed 10 mins of Triceps and 10 mins on Calfs I really didn't think the last 10mins could be any worse but how wrong could I have been we had to do 10mins on Abs on our backs with weights on our legs and arms and was a total killer.

At work today and my legs are just about holding up but it feels like someone has smashed my elbow joints with a hammer whilst I was sleeping..Oh well bring on next tuesday that's all i can say.

Also a big shout to Bondy for another entertaining new voice mail. Bondy I want your job!!! Shite loads of money half the working day spent in the pub what more could anyone possibly ask for??? What was on his voicemail I here you ask! Well see below:

""Droid where are you? I am tanked not sure where I am? have I told you i like black C**K up my A**E?

Very amusing Bondy looking forward to saturday and lets hope all the crew can make it out for a momentus night out.

Ok the plan has been set in concrete so to speak all venue's comfirmed for this Saturday:

8pm - 9pm Lloyds Bar Croydon Nice and cheap to get the evening started

http://www.jdwetherspoon.co.uk/pubfinder/details.php?PubNumber=2757

9pm - 2AM Tiger Tiger VIP Room Bit expensive but a bit flash nice ladies

http://www.tigertiger-croydon.co.uk/default.asp

2AM - 3AM one92one Opened till 3AM Slim has put us on the guest list and VIP Room (Cheers Dude)

http://www.one92one.co.uk/

Only 5 days to go and only 4 of them at work..The last 2 weekends of staying in is finaly taking it's toll and now I am craving a Drink!! Sounds like I am some kind of Alki but these nights out are a big release of tension for me seeing as throughout the week I am Super Dad, Cooking all the dinners and puting Josh to bed everynight top that off with work and it is feckin knackering! I will miss my Crew at home when I venture up to Corydon to see all my mates but I really Can't wait. My warm up drinks before I go out will be as follows (as long as I have enough time)

6PM-7.30ish PM

* Bottle of Tudor Rose £1.89 (Cream Sherry 13.5% VOL) 4 Glass's will do a bottle

* Gas Chambers Free (Free) QTY 2-4

* Tequllia Shots Free (Free) QTY 1-2

* Wash it all down with Some Vodka And Redbul (Free) QTY Not sure depends if the taxi is outside by then

Should be in a Taxi with Eamon to Meet up with the others around 8ish and then maybe a bar before we hit Tiger Tiger and Hopefuly then Somewhere after if I am still standing.

Sat 26Th I will be travelling up from Sunny old Bournemouth back to my Homeland AKA Croydon which is in Surrey. I have not been out for 2 whole weeks and in that time I have not had one beer addd to that Saturday daytime I will be helping my old dears to move house I will have well and truely worked up a thirst for some drink!! I plan to gorge myself on a bottle of Smirnoffs famous blue label added with a some tins of redbull and a packet of Benson's, The aim of all this is to be well and truely on the way when I meet all my old peeps In Tiger Tiger. I am planning on lasting the whole night so Slim make sure I don't do any disappearing tricks when your back is turned.

Digital camera is coming out with me so Pics will be uploaded for all to see on the Monday...Well that is if my hangover allows.

Unfortunatly I was unable to attend the famous Laurence BBQ's and this one was the first of the year! They all got very messy ended up doing unmentional things and all had to go to work in the morning. I will make sure next time I get an invite and take some pictures to prove how wild they really do get. Have  alook at the picture below just to see how well cooked the meat really was ha ha!!!

After loads of work for some reason MSN decided to pull my space down?? Maybe it had something to do with my Adult wallpaper section for mobiles or was it maybe the advertisement selling adult DVD's? Just a wild guess but me thinks that was the main Reason. So it looks like I am gonna have to start from scratch once more minus the adult bits so that it does not offend anyone...